Saftey on the road for an old bear

I had a birthday and I know that I'm s'posed to be another year older and wiser.
I got some special gloves to keep the dream of owning a Harley alive and some other thoughtful presents. Eva Cassidy - so cool son!!

I do know I feel old when MY OWN son buys me a book on "how to keep safe on the road"!!!!!
It is not like I don't appreciate the book - I do really - it just feels wrong - I mean normally it is the parent that gives that kind of present to their offspring. right???