The client arrived at surgery showing serious distress in the skin department. The team was assembled and the first action that took place was by the Podiatrist who promptly amputated 4 legs. Then a call was made to our resident Baker - we needed to re-constitute some Oat biscuits! The Baker and Foot-surgeon took the 4 legs away to their own in-house department for further cellular re-construction!
The Dermatologist and Anesthetist as well as the Radiologist determined that a full and complete skin replacement was needed - so swing into action. After several hours of carefully chipping away at the layers of old dead skin - a Botox specialist was required to *stitch* together several deep-seated tissue traumas! At this point the patient was doing well!! Before the final skin graft would be applied a special sterilizing liquid cleansing solution was applied revealing a deep seated rooting problem. 2 round ring stains were discovered that are only visible once a final skin graft would have been applied. A meeting was called between all medical staff as well as their lawyers and after several hours of consuming low coffee drinks - urm - several hours of debate - it was decided to call in some overseas expertise - which eventually revealed that the only way to remove the deep-seated flesh-trauma would be a bone deep skin/flesh extraction and as you can never successfully match and re-seal it, it was decided to leave these 2 beauties for eternity! It goes begging the question what might have caused this damage!! Suggestions came freely from the imaginative staff -- the husband having a celebratory drink upon learning he was going to be a father??? The teenage girl having her first drink and kiss of her life??? Granny celebrating her granddaughters graduation from Uni?? Santa Claus not being careful where he put the empty cup of hot milk, which was left behind for him at Christmas time?? Sadly ongoing investigations have not revealed any further clues as to how these stains came to be. It was decided not to take a DNA sample and send off to some foreign lab! Eventually the final skin graft was applied.
The legs came back bionically enhanced and were surgically re-attached to the main body (taking care that all the toes point inwards) --- and success - the patient lives yet another day/week/month/decade or century! The successful new owner will have the freedom to spin his own creative story on the two rings and their past history, once the auction has ran its course and the patient has left the Restoration Clinic!! The staff wish him well on it's future endeavors!
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