Some christmas Jokes

Here are some typical Christmas jokes/quiz - enjoy.
The answers can be revealed by left clicking your mouse hold and drag over the empty space between the sentences.

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
Noel
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent night
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Hoe Hoe Hoe
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost bite
What kind of bird can write?
Pen-guin
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
I have a boo Christmas without you.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece - Navidad
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy-Claus
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp cringle
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither – Candles always burn shorter
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp cringle
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
What is a claustro-phobic afraid off?
That Santa Claus and Fidel Castro are the same person