Wednesday, December 9, 2009

A Harley Rider and the deal he made with God

Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Christmas Santa Claus Bear

Ok - don't blame me for this one - I got it given from an 80 plus year old and the old ladies at church loved it. The joke is about a Harley rider and the deal he made with God . . . .

A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach in Australia when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said 'because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied; - ' You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

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